Yeah, I suck. Moving on...
March 9th - August 23rd:The Holiday: Kate Winslet + Jack Black in cute mode + home interior set design porn + lazy afternoon with free movie channels = just enough incentive to tolerate two hours of Cammy Diaz. If you can get past the absurdity of casting Winslet as a desperate plain girl, it's not terrible as these sorts of contrivances go (even if the ending is a bigger ball of cheese than has ever been stocked by Hickory Farms).
Becoming Jane: I'm tempted to just point you to
this and be done. Yes, dramatic license, blah blah blah, but grafting a third rate Austenesque plot onto the real woman's life and then suggesting that it was the direct inspiration for one of the greatest novels in the English language is an insult to her extraordinary imagination. Almost as objectionable is the way this movie somehow manages to suck the charm right out of James McAvoy, a feat I heretofore hadn't believed possible. Dull, dull, dull.
Bridge to Terabithia: I was a kid who loved a tearjerking novel, so I'm not sure how I managed never to read the book. I guess I'm glad I didn't though, because it gave me the opportunity to have my guts lightly twisted by this film version. It's really lovely, with an old fashioned feel that extends from the script to the tastefully spare visual effects to the performances by the lead kids, who are refreshingly free of cutesiness. Really nicely done.
The Darjeeling Limited: I keep thinking every next Wes Anderson movie is going to be the one in which the contents of his well-worn bag of tricks fails to please me, and it keeps not happening. Sure, the symbolism in this one is obvious and the whole white guys rediscovering themselves amongst the brown-skinned others thing is tired, but I suspect that's the intended reaction -- the characters are obvious, tired people after all. But I was moved anyway, by Owen Wilson in particular. He broke my heart a bit, and I liked it.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Unfortunately, I think it's Tim Burton's bag of tricks that's losing its appeal for me, because this was pretty disappointing. I found it flat visually; the monotone made the bright red blood pop, but in between murders, it was just plain murky. It might have resonated more had there been any social context to the characters' misery, as without it, they just seemed like garden variety goths, which stopped being interesting in high school. But at least Johnny Depp remains worth my time.
Dan in Real Life: Steve Carell owes me one for this. In fact, he owes me double for being the reason I willfully subjected myself to a movie I knew full well had (shudder) Dane Cook in it. Carell is fine as always, but the plot is of the only-in-the-movies variety, and he can't fix that. At least I got some unintentional laughs out of the silly activities Dan's family partakes in. Each one is so much more white bread than the next that the movie could pass for an adaptation of an old textbook on Americana.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: It took a while for Jason Segel to get called up from the Freaks and Geeks alum minors, but it was worth the wait. This isn't quite as laugh out loud funny as some of the other Apatow-produced features, but it has a sweeter, gentler humor that I liked. Russell Brand steals all the scenes he's in; I'll be interested to see him play someone other than himself someday. I also really liked Mila Kunis, an actress I'd never really paid any attention to before. More roles for her please, Hollywood!
Enchanted: I'm generally looked at as some kind of heartless bitch when I say this, but we're all friends here, so I feel comfortable admitting this: with very few exceptions, I hate Disney movies. Had I known this wasn't quite the biting satire of said movies I was hoping for, I lost interest fairly quickly, but stuck with it all the way through its predictable ending. Sorry, Amy Adams. Not sorry, Patrick Dempsey. I still think you suck.
Sex and the City: When it was first announced, I thought a film version of the TV show was a bad idea, but the hype machine eventually brought me around. My initial reaction was right, unfortunately. The script is poor, filled with romcom clichés and dumbed down material that never would have flown on the series. After two and a half hours, I walked out of the theater with a numb butt and a lesser opinion of pretty much everyone involved.
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days: Not as brutally tough to watch as it was made out to be, but not quite as earth-shakingly great, either. This is not to diminish its considerable achievements, however; it's ridiculous that it didn't progress beyond the shortlist for Foreign Language Film last year. The continuous shots draw you in without calling too much attention to themselves, and the lead performance is remarkable. A very solid, weighty suspense film.
Into the Wild: A lot better than I expected. I was prepared for a fawning portrait of a young man who was so courageous leave the trappings of an insincere society behind for the realness of nature and blah blah barf, but was glad to find something a little more complex. I liked the non-linear storytelling and the varied styles of cinematography. And it's chock full of good supporting performances. Yes, Hal Holbrook made me cry.
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: I've reached my lifetime limit of triumph of the human spirit over medical adversity stories, so I was only in this one for the much-ballyhooed visuals. There is some very pretty stuff to be sure, and the early one-eyed POV shots are definitely like nothing I'd seen before. But I couldn't engage with it emotionally at all, and so had trouble getting through it without breaks for boredom. But better that than schmaltzy, I suppose.
The Heart of the Game: The last movie I saw before my free movie channels went bye-bye. The timing was good, because though it sat in my Netflix queue for a long time, a documentary about basketball was never realistically going to make it to the top of the queue, and that would have been a shame. Maybe it was just my mood at the time, but I got completely caught up in the story of the girl at the center, empathizing and raging at all the right moments. Nothing special technically, but it knows that and doesn't care, and neither should you.
Persepolis: Any worries I had about the books' beautifully subtle black and white art not translating into engaging animation were dispelled pretty much immediately. I never doubted the story's potential to be successful in cinematic form, though; my only complaint is that there wasn't more of it. I'm always going to choose subtitles over an English dub, but I had to go back and watch a couple of the Uncle Anoosh scenes just to hear Iggy Pop's voicework, which is pretty much as cool as you would hope it would be.
In Bruges: Bloody. Fantastic. Given that it's from Martin McDonagh, it's hardly surprising that it feels like a good play: chaotic plot turns neatly structured, with serious themes presented by excellent actors through thoughtfully-written witty dialogue. Brendan Gleeson's performance is my favorite of the year so far, and Colin Farrell's is nothing to sneeze at, either. Absolutely unmissable if you like black comedies.
The Dark Knight: No, Christopher Nolan still hasn't learned how to film action sequences that don't leave you disoriented, and one of them is so obviously there just to look cool in 3D that those of us who puke just walking into IMAX theaters may have our patience tried a little there towards the end. But it all feels so much more disturbingly real than any other comic book franchise, and that makes Heath Ledger's legend-worthy Joker (and by contrast, Gary Oldman's sweet Gordon) all the more affecting. Made for a fun summer afternoon.